The Church

Back at work today, I was charged with fending condors off from The Church. The Church is a private property near Bitter Creek that our birds just love hanging out on. And eating the roofing of. Hazing condors proved to be more difficult than I imagined. Apparently, the only thing that works is dogs. Yelling, arm flailing, gumdrop throwing, and obnoxious cellphone ring tones just don't seem to faze them. Mostly, they just stared down at me like I was a crazy person.

Condor 206 does a fly-by

Condor eyes, they're watching you, they see your every move...

Juvenile delinquents