Wilderness First Aid Training Part 2

In which Hopper Mountain Wildlife Refuge becomes the site of an absurd number of near-fatal accidents, including:

• an ATV collision
• a machete fight
• a baby carrot-choking
• hypothermia
• numerous broken bones
• a crazed mule deer attack

There was fake blood everywhere.

Also, I now have my Wilderness First Aid certification! See, I even have the badge to prove it: