Not Condors

I know this is unrelated to condors, but.....I have chickens now! By which I mean, my dad got chickens, but my sister and I got to pick them out! Also, I pretty much railroaded the name-discussion, since sister wanted Beyoncé (which was acceptable, but not quite chicken-y enough) and father wanted Bella (which was unacceptable on the grounds of the Twilight franchise's existence). I'm sorry, but old-fashioned secretary names were the only way to go.

This is Gladys.

Florence is kind of the boss.

Edna wears the pants.